Cynicism and Chocolate

I AM AN ALCOHOL FAIRY.


Ask me anything. I do bite, but as this is the internet, you should be safe.  
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every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

this is really important.

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Welcome to the Moravian Book Store Ghost Tour. Your guide today will be Cheerful Goth #1. Just add eyeliner. 

Welcome to the Moravian Book Store Ghost Tour. Your guide today will be Cheerful Goth #1. Just add eyeliner. 

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lpdwillwrite4coffee:

Let it be known that my crowning glory of internet usage happened today when I made some basic st8 boi on Tinder believe I was sexually attracted to Ursula from the Little Mermaid, wanted to be called Sebastian in bed, used real shellfish as props, and instead of oral sex, give something I call a “Claw Job”- where I tape my fingers together to make my hands look like claws using industrial strength duck tape.

AND Y’ALL HE FUCKIN BOUGHT IT. I’M SCREAMING

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nena-with-the-poder:

cynicism-and-chocolate remember that one time we went and got a peircing and a tattoo respectively on a whim :p :)!

"Oh let’s go get our ears pierced. Or get my tongue pierced and get you a tattoo. Whatever." :) 

nena-with-the-poder:

cynicism-and-chocolate remember that one time we went and got a peircing and a tattoo respectively on a whim :p :)!

"Oh let’s go get our ears pierced. Or get my tongue pierced and get you a tattoo. Whatever." :) 

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jethroq:

Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene

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